Seriously, I mean Smurfs are ridiculous little things that no one talks about anymore. Honestly, how can you choke something that doesn't exist?
And since when is being a depressing person cool? It makes people want to be depressing, and then it'll just be a giant chain of events that leads to the ultimate destruction of mankind!
Water bottles make no sense. Why are there little ridges? Is it to keep them from doing things? If so, how will ridges stop the bottle from doing things? What things would it do? If you said EW at that moment, you are nasty and should get away from my spicy subway of though.
Why is it spicy? I have no idea. But it could look something like a large pepper-shaped van that eats children and melts soda cans into puddles of ridiculously messy dust!
I don't like sushi, especially the rice, because it doesn't taste good. I only like to eat things that taste good, so don't make me eat plastic, because then I would have to kill you.
I'm just kidding! Jeez, you take everything so literally! I wouldn't actually walk up to you and say, "YOU GONNA DIE!" and then kill you. Good God, I'm not that evil. I only write insane posts like this that make your heads explode in delicious raspberry-flavored pasty glue! MADNESS!
This has been a wonderful history report! A+!
